Posted by: kwa0430 | September 12, 2008

First Things First

I take a fair bit of heat from friends, family and other associates over the fact that I am Canadian

Admittedly, I will on occasion use that excuse for my warped sense of humor but, in reality, I believe that God created me to be who I am and I would be the same person regardless of birth place. So, blame it on my Creator and His warped sense of humor.

I have come to think that you Americans are, by and large, a pretty decent bunch. After all, I married an American and I think she’s pretty cool. Then there are some people who have become the closest friends a person could ask for and they too are American. For the most part, as far as I can see, you are basically Canadians that can’t spell properly and pronounce some things in a strange way. 

So, lets agree not to hold accidents of birth against each other.

That being said, there are some things that I wish would filter down from above. (Referring to the 49th parallel, not heaven).

  • Boxing Day -You have too few holidays as it is, but, having to work the day after Christmas is just too much.
  • No “U” turns in intersections – I’ve almost been hit a couple of times by this odd practice. I used too wonder what the big deal was and why they were illegal back home. Now I know.
  • Vinegar – Specifically in restaurants so that one can enjoy salt and vinegar french fries.
  • English Fish & Chips – You might have scooped up the recipe for this before you drove the British out. Even Jane loves visiting Ontario and going to our favourite Fish & Chips restaurant.

So, now that I’ve acknowledged that I’m Canadian and accepted the fact that y’all are American, let’s just forgive each other and move on.

Ken

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Responses

  1. 1. Boxing Day rocks. One of the few decent contributions the British world has to offer.
    2. It’s my god-given right to drive anywhere I want and in any direction I want and if you won’t get out of the way you’d better buy a bigger truck than me.
    3. Mac’s Fish ‘n Chips, off Larpenteur just east of the U of MN a bit.
    4. Mac’s Fish ‘n Chips….

  2. I once sent my husband an empty box on Boxing Day. Does that count?

  3. Don’t forget the gravy with the fries!


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